Australia demonstrated its diverse perspective on business when, despite complaints from local residents, it gave the official go-ahead for an X-rated nude car. The mind boggles.
The “Bubbles ’n’ Babes” car wash in Brisbane prompted a flood of complaints with a topless car wash for $45 and a nude car wash with X-rated lap-dance service for $82.
I am still trying to figure out how the lap dance works in a car. Surely there isn’t emough room.
“If it was approved for a car wash then I can’t imagine how we can stop them,” Lord Mayor Campbell Newman told a council meeting with worried local lawmakers.
Professional car washes have boomed in most cities with drought-stricken Australians banned from washing their own cars due to tough water restrictions.
“We don’t want any traffic accidents caused by people looking at the girls instead of looking at the road,” Superintendent Colin Campbell told local media. The raunchy wash, set up by a strip-club owner, is screened from the public and uses recycled water to avoid breaching water use restrictions.
